Hopefully, she doesn’t get ghosted.
A British woman who claimed she has slept with at least 20 ghosts says she’s now engaged to a poltergeist.
In December, Amethyst Realm told British TV show “ITV This Morning” that she cheated on her fiancé with a ghost, and has since gone on to have supernatural affairs with at least 20 paranormal beings.
Well, now she says she’s found true love with an apparition.
Realm said the ghost asked her to get married during a trip to celebrate their nine-month relationship at England’s Wookey Hole caves, according to The Sun.
“There was no going down on one knee — he doesn’t have knees. But for the first time, I heard him speak,” she told The Sun. “I could actually hear his voice and it was beautiful. Deep, sexy and real.”
The 30-year-old said she met her spooky match, who doesn’t have a name, during a work trip to Australia in February.
“I’d not had a phantom fling for a while and as I was away on business, starting a new relationship was the last thing on my mind,” the Bristol-based spiritual counselor told The Sun. “Then one day, while I was walking through the bush, enjoying nature, I suddenly felt this incredible energy. A new lover had arrived.”
Realm said her friends and family have embraced her unusual engagement and now she is planning her big day as a “Pagan” ceremony.
“We haven’t discussed the details yet but I think it will be quite a big do,” she said.
However, the couple already had sex on the plane back from Australia when they first met.
“I was happy and excited — so excited that we had to do something about it,” she said. “So we headed to the plane loo and, well, I am now a member of the Mile High Club.”
The bride-to-be added that this engagement is much more satisfying than her previous living fiancé.
“Sometimes I get the feeling that I’m being moved,” she said. “Orgasms I have with my spirit lovers have been way more satisfying than any I’ve had with ordinary men.”
In other bizarre news, three Pennsylvania men face a slew of charges that includes more than 1,400 counts of having sex with animals.
Terry Wallace, 41; Marc Measnikoff, 34; and Matthew Brubaker, 32; are all facing 1,460 counts of sexual intercourse with animals, according to the Clearfield District Attorney’s Office.
The three have also been charged with animal cruelty, endangering the welfare of children and corruption of minors.
State police said in an affidavit that they received information from a 16-year-old boy living at the residence where the three men were allegedly having sex with animals, including dogs, horses, a cow, and goat.
The juvenile was able to describe a specially designed “V” shaped pen that was used to facilitate the sexual contact, prosecutors allege.
In the early morning hours of August 18, state police served a search warrant on the property, and took the three men into custody, reports CBS Pittsburgh.
A search of the property revealed a large amount of homemade videos, along with recording equipment and cameras, according to the affidavit. The teen, who police say was living on the makeshift farm, is now in protective custody.
District Attorney William Shaw Jr. said in a release Monday that no evidence suggests that the 16-year-old had been sexually abused, but the investigation is ongoing “to determine the extent of mental or physical abuse the juvenile may have been exposed to.”
According to the release, the arrests followed what Shaw said was one of the most extreme cases of animal abuse that his office has handled.
Bail has been set at $100,000 for each defendant.
Pennsylvania State Police and the SPCA are still in the process of securing appropriate placement for the animals.
James E Windsor, Overpasses News Desk
November 2nd, 2018