Residents of NY Suburb Hunting Serial Pooper Haunting Neighborhood
Why is it the weirdest and most disgusting things happen in Democrat states? From parades looking like something straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, to armies of homeless Americans on the streets while they give everything away to illegal aliens, to freaks taking a steaming dump on your lawn, and so much more… Life in Libtardia can get mighty strange indeed.
So America might be headed to Hell in a handbasket, but this New York suburb is going straight to crap.
Orchard Park residents have a “Mad Pooper” on their hands — one woman has called cops about a delinquent defecator stinking up her lawn, and someone placed an ad warning the foul feces fiend to quit it, the Buffalo News reported.
“To the person/jogger who is pooping on our lawns in the Village of O.P.: STOP!!” the anonymous ad in the Orchard Park PennySaver reads.
Multiple homeowners have been victims and are determined to catch the dedicated deficator in the act.
“We have installed trail cams to identify you!” the ad reads.
Orchard Park Police also received a complaint last month from a woman who said she found feces—and tissue paper – more than once outside her home. She thinks the stinker may be a jogger, cops said.
Police have had to deal with “Mad Pooper” calls before — though usually involving Buffalo Bills games at New Era Field, they said.
If the culprit is caught they could face possible public lewdness or exposure charges.
So one has to wonder, how angry are the residents? Will they publicly shame him, make him eat the evidence, or simply turn him over to the police and let the courts deal with him?
Mr Americana, Overpasses News Desk
December 13th, 2017
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