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Missouri Professor Wants To See a Plethora of Penis Pictures In Ridiculous New “Study” #education #college #Missouri

You have to love the guys and gals at The College Fix. They dedicate themselves to uncovering the tomfoolery, hogwash and balderdash going on in our nation’s higher education system, and they do an outstanding job, above and beyond the call of duty.

If there were an award to be given out for such valiant acts undertaken by journalists, they would win hands-down.

Recently, they uncovered a completely frivolous bit of “research” being done on the size of penises, and as you would expect, it’s as ridiculous as you might imagine.

College Fix reports:

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Does a larger penis mean more self esteem? One Missouri State University sociology professor is working to find that out and more, and in the name of science is asking men across America to send her pictures of their genitalia.

Professor Alicia Walker asks participants to voluntarily provide the measurements of their penis when erect and flaccid, as well as photographic evidence, in a research project that has been has been approved by the Missouri State University Institutional Review Board.

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“The purpose is to investigate how men feel about their bodies in a culture where we place emphasis on size, including size of penises,” Walker told The College Fix via email. “And to further look at how that impacts their tendency toward safe sex, relationships, and more.”

The professor is using Reddit as a tool to spread word of her research project, and some of the platform’s users have incredulously questioned her about the need for what a few have termed “dick pics.”

“The photographs are only required for the survey portion,” is her reply. “This is because we ask for specific measurements of length and girth and to ensure data validity and uniform measurement we must ensure all participants are correctly using the bone press method.”

Volunteers are assured of privacy, but men can also be interviewed if they want to participate without sending photos: “The interview is a way for people to participate in the study in addition to the survey so we can get more open responses from them and learn more about how they feel, but it’s also a way to allow men who don’t want to share photographs of their penis to participate and be a part of our study if they’d like.”

Walker, in her email to The College Fix, said her research is already yielding results.

“The men I’ve talked to thus far are in a great deal of distress because of how we view penis size at present. And how they feel is absolutely impacting their condom use, their willingness to even attempt to approach potential sexual partners, and even going to the doctor for a physical exam,” she said. “Their physical health is actually impacted by how they feel about their penis. This isn’t a frivolous study.”

Missouri State University did not reply to multiple inquiries from The College Fix seeking comment.

“By doing this study, we hope to learn how men navigate their experiences in terms of self-esteem, sexual competence, tendency to use condoms, and anxiety about penis size or performance,” the study’s online research portal states.


In other news in “higher education”, a University of Texas at Austin law professor Richard Albert, who is black, administered an exam asking students to argue in favor of school segregation in a memo of 1,000 words or less.

Reaction among students was mixed:

“No one should have been forced to write an essay defending segregation,” one unnamed white student wrote to the class in an email. He said that the question made him “shocked and disgusted” and urged students to complain to the UT law administration.

A clearly racist black student showed the usual faux outrage with the white student’s reaction, but not because she was a fan of the question.

“If you are not a person of color and you felt triggered by the exam question, I would encourage you to actually talk to a person of color in the class because, to be frank, the question did not address your experience,” she said, according to Misrule of Law. “And because it is not your experience, it is not you [sic] place to take charge of the dialogue without consulting the individuals who are actually impacted.”

“Remember the amount of privilege that each of us sit in as we work towards solutions to mitigate or, possibly, remedy these concerns.”

The now-infamous Evergreen College has taken things a step further, and simply began race segregating, reviving the old Democrat’s beloved Jim Crow laws as college campus policy.

And recently, the Counseling and Mental Health Center at the University of Texas at Austin launched a program to help male students “take control over their gender identity and develop a healthy sense of masculinity.”

In other words, brainwash them, strip them of all actual masculinity, and turn them into fembot metrosexuals, completely contrary to their actual nature.

Treating masculinity as if it were a mental health crisis, “MasculinUT” is organized by the school’s counseling staff and most recently organized a poster series encouraging students to develop a “healthy model of masculinity.”

The program is predicated on a critique of so-called “restrictive masculinity.”

If you’re curious why all of this madness is happening in our nation’s education censters, see the excerpt of the goals below.

17. Get control of the schools. Use them as transmission belts for socialism and current Communist propaganda. Soften the curriculum. Get control of teachers’ associations. Put the party line in textbooks.

18. Gain control of all student newspapers.

19. Use student riots to foment public protests against programs or organizations which are under Communist attack.

20. Infiltrate the press. Get control of textbook-review assignments, editorial writing, policymaking positions.

25. Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio, and TV.

26. Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as “normal, natural, healthy.”

27. Infiltrate the churches and replace revealed religion with “social” religion. Discredit the Bible and emphasize the need for intellectual maturity which does not need a “religious crutch.”

Just FYI. The goals you just perused are from the 45 Goals of Communism, which mirrors the Democrat agenda.

Scared yet?


Mr Americana, Overpasses News Desk
June 25th, 2018


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