National News

Naked Drunken Man Drives Into Tree While Having Sex #DUI #booze #news

Naked Drunken Man Drives Into Tree While Having Sex

Well, when a man loves a woman, and a woman loves a man…

Wait.

Let me tell you about the birds and the bees and the cars in the trees…

Trending: Graduating From Tide Pods, Smoking Stuff Soaked In Bug Spray Landing Thousands in ER’s #TidePods #Millennials

That happened Wednesday night, according to the Washington State Patrol.

No matter how many commercials, or warnings, or education society receives on the dangers of driving drunk, Americans continue to do so, and in more creative ways all the time.

In a case that could have landed them in the front running for the 2017 Darwin Awards, a couple decided simply being drunk and horny wasn’t enough, not by a long shot.

So, throwing caution, common sense, and safety to the wind, the couple decided on a plan.

They would strip naked while driving, then achieve successful booze-fueled intercourse while still driving, and in the process, somehow safely navigate to their destination.

I guess 2 out of three ain’t bad?

Police report:

A drunken man driving on state Route 7 near La Grande was naked and having sex with an also-naked woman who was supposed to be in the passenger seat.

He missed a curve, went off Mountain Highway and hit a tree, State Patrol spokeswoman Brooke Bova said.

The crash happened about 6 p.m. in the 46800 block of Mountain Highway East.

The woman was hospitalized with broken bones.

Her 3-month-old child in the backseat was unhurt, Bova said.

The News Tribune reports the driver was arrested and taken to Pierce County Jail on suspicion of felony driving under the influence, vehicular assault and child endangerment, according to Bova.

She says the man has three prior DUI convictions.

Witnesses told responding troopers both the man and woman were naked when they left the vehicle.

Mr Americana, Overpasses News Desk
November 24th, 2017

Tell us what you think in comments below!

 

Join the conversation!

We have no tolerance for comments containing violence, racism, vulgarity, profanity, all caps, or discourteous behavior. Thank you for partnering with us to maintain a courteous and useful public environment where we can engage in reasonable discourse.